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a rooster stole her panties

a rooster stole her panties

one of y'all's toddlers poops like the dogs

one of y'all's toddlers poops like the dogs

he got pecked by a chicken and threatened to sue me

he got pecked by a chicken and threatened to sue me

she flashed a prison bus and the officer said thank you

she flashed a prison bus and the officer said thank you

colton underwood said absolutely not

colton underwood said absolutely not

my second special is out

my second special is out

i got speared on live television

i got speared on live television

she fed her husband dog food and let him compliment it

she fed her husband dog food and let him compliment it

i almost killed nate jackson on my own farm

i almost killed nate jackson on my own farm

i went and made a whole song, y'all

i went and made a whole song, y'all

i have a black eye and it's harry jowsey's fault

i have a black eye and it's harry jowsey's fault

one of y'all got flipped upside down by a 74 year old

one of y'all got flipped upside down by a 74 year old

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I Hate It Here by Matt Mathews

Fan confessions, farm chores, sold-out shows, and real talk - Weekly dispatches straight from Matt Mathews. Uncensored, unfiltered, unapologetically.

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